Everything You Never Wanted to Know

Everything you never thought to ask and never wanted to know about Captain Awesome:

Likes eating pilipili cheese straight from the container. Has a serious addiction to Big Red. Loves the color pink. Double dips. Works in development and human rights. Has no depth perception. Is a believer. Laughs uncontrollably with her human rights bestie for no perceivable reason. Has drunk Pepto Bismal straight from the bottle using a straw. Was in Junior League. Has a recurring stomach issue named Harvey. Is destined to become a cat lady. Is terrified of heights and scooched down several ancient architectural structures on butt. Has an ongoing love affair with Mexican food. Is incredibly clumsy. Has visited six out of seven continents. Is a hasher (and no, that has nothing to do with drugs).